Living out here has me thinking like a crazy survivalist

I’m a city girl through and through. I can navigate any mass transit system, I have extre road rage, I can walk 2 miles in 45 minutes flat and I’m rude. It doesn’t get any more Boston than that.

But since moving out here to the ‘burbs and living on more than an acre of land, I’ve been harassing my husband about teaching me how to survive in the wilderness, increasing our dry food supply, and getting me in shape in case there is a war. Whatever is in that well water is not agreeing with me and has me talking all kinds of nonsense. I think the fluoride in city water killed all the crazy, so it might pay to move back where my biggest concern can once again go back  to being which side of the road won’t be affected by street cleaning this week.

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